…I—I said it was a possibility! A small one!
IT SHOULDN’T EVEN BE A POSSIBILITY.
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
You said you’re not a loser. Ahhh, you’re really funny. …no. Nope. My hair is naturally black.
What? Now you’ve made me curious. Explain. Oh, you don’t? Because I’m pretty sure your natural hair color isn’t black.